
I try not to clutter this space with the nine-day wonders, but the
Boston bomb scare story has "culture war" and "project your phobia" written all over it.
One netizen I respect commented: "I tend to think this kinda stuff isn't funny in this day and age."
GMAFB --
look at the photos. What do you see? This is is not a duffel bag artfully left open with wires, a bundle of highway flares, and a bit of clock face showing. This is not (as other stories called it) a "package." Even the WaPo's choice of the words "small electronic circuit boards" and "[a] magnetic object, which looked like circuit boards with protruding wires" is loaded. What this is, what you see, what was located and positioned for passersby to see, is a
display panel. To anyone in this culture over the age of 14 months, it says
Here I am, look at me much louder than
Mystery hardware in inappropriate location...
let alone
Doh dee doh, nothin to see here foax, move along while I get ready to explode Is it super-extra-suspicious because it's attached to a girder under a highway? I've spent many happy hours in New Jersey traffic jams approaching the Lincoln and Holland Tunnels. I've seen
thousands of non-official signs and other forms of display attached to girders under I-95 and US 1. My heartbeat stayed steady.

Does the display panel show red numbers counting balefully down to apocalypse? (
Cut the blue wire, Bond... the blue wire
!) Does it show the Arabic characters for
Surrender Laura!
(And her little dog Barney, too!)
No, it shows a stylized, chunky-pixel block figure flipping the bird. I've never watched the Aqua Teen show... but I like to think I'd know if this were the globally recognized Logo of Doom, spray-painted by Hezbollah teens, thousand-stitched into kamikaze belts by Aum Shinrikyo fanatics, branded into the privy door at the Unabomber's country place.
I can readily understand a Boston train passenger calling to report a quick glimpse. I have no quarrel at all with the decision to send a patrolman, even a bomb team, to check it out. But from the first moment someone got a close look at it, the response should have been ratcheting
down, not up.
Now Boston's press and politicians and prosecutors -- and a good chunk of the punditocracy, not all on the usual GWoT Team -- are all committed to righteous indignation, and will have a hard time backing down.
Prediction #1: Legal charges and damage claims will, nonetheless, be quietly dropped. Too much fun for defense counsel otherwise.
Prediction #2: Right now, enterprising reporters are poring through 911 logs for all the other cities involved (and for Boston previously) to find out how many times authorities
could have given themselves a wedgie about these signs... and didn't.
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